General rules about bugs

I’m trying to get used to the bug situation in Georgia. Seeing a bug no longer surprises me, but it still grosses me out completely. I’ve been known to start gagging just by seeing a dead cockroach or spider.
I thought cockroaches were the worst bug of all, but I was wrong. Cockroaches are disgusting, of [...]

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stop the insanity

Do you ever want to tell someone about a funny story you heard, and then you realize it was something you read on somebody’s blog, and you don’t even know the person? That’s when you know you need to get a life.

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striped lobster

I’ll bet you are dying to know how the tanning salon went, aren’t you?
Well, imagine the whitest, ghostly person you can think of, and that’s me. I entered the tanning salon and found myself amongst bronze beauties. Boy did I feel out of place! The tan girl in front of me was assigned to a [...]

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random conversation of the day

John: I guess I could get a Trinity t-shirt.
Me: Someday you’re going to have too many t-shirts.
John: Yeah. And someday I’m going to be famous. And I’ll auction my t-shirts on e-bay like William Shatner’s kidney stone.

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jail bird

I recently found out that an ex-boyfriend is now in jail. I laughed pretty hard when I heard, and then felt guilty about laughing at someone else’s misfortune. Most likely my laughter was really covering my horrible embarrassment at ever having dating him. What was I thinking? And how did my friends stand by and [...]

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famous last words

On a fairly regular basis, I nearly get in accidents while driving. I’m either a bad driver who’s lucky, or a good driver who avoids getting in accidents even though opportunites arise all the time! (You can guess which one I wish were true…)
Well anyway, tonight was a close call. I was in the left-hand [...]

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oops!

Yesterday my husband looked at my stomach and then asked me if I was pregnant. Ummmm… Good thing I am not overly sensitive about that. (Sensitive, yes. But I got over it in a day.)
Meanwhile, it’s time to up the exercise and cut down on the fried and sugary foods, stat! I guess it’s going [...]

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Did you HEAR me?

The following conversation occurred at 1:00am last night. I had taken a nap earlier and so couldn’t fall asleep, and John had just come to bed because he had been doing some computer thing (and to be honest I was a little annoyed about it). John had not yet fallen asleep, but he was definitely [...]

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